We will forgo highlighting a who’s who list and list instead, “Top 10 Things to Say to Rattle Your Husband (or Boyfriend) in Match Play” based on “Golf Digest’s”Top 10 things to say to rattle your match play opponent.”

• We need to talk.
• You should’ve heard what the women in the pro shop were saying about you.
• Remember my ex-boyfriend Bill? He called me the other day—he and his wife are breaking up.
• Honey, I want to remodel the house again.
• As soon as we get home, do you know what I’m gonna do to you?
• Oh damn, I forgot to tell you, you know that big potential client of yours? He called a couple of days ago, he said it was urgent.
• I’m going commando.
• I’ve decided to join a Women’s Anger Group, like in Jerry Maguire. They’re going to meet at our house on Tuesdays.
• Weren’t we supposed to pick up the kids ten minutes ago?
• And the number-one thing guaranteed to rattle your husband in match play:
• I’m late.

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